got a new idea,
product or service?
Look, our FOMO is very real and absolutely crippling.
Please review these process points and don't hesitate to reach out.
FIRST
Forget everything you think you know. Your brand is probably trash.
But seriously, no biggie dude. Most people think a brand is just a logo and not to sound condescending but that's like saying a picnic is just a sandwich. Fringe brands are like beautiful flat lays on a blanket in the park that gets, like, thousands of likes on insta.
We even let you feed the ducks.
THEN
We brew and force feed you a sorta metaphorical spirit journey tea
Aww, how cute! Right?
Yeah, wrong. Branding a new business is emotionally grueling and not for the feeble minded. A patent pending weeklong discovery process will rip you out from the veil you've been operating your business under and show you the light of your true potential.
THREE
We will effectively fabricate a pilot's license and give you a runway.
The real tea? You've been an airplane all along-- and not a 737 MAX whatever either. We're talking state of the art Dreamliner vibes. Now, fly. If we've done our jobs right (and uh, we did), then you're ready to take on the world. We make sure to provide all the assets and key bits you need to mix and match your way to sexy-branded-nirvana.